President's Re-election - PP$ Implications

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As the results of the US election emerged it became clear that the PP$ would have to wait at least another four years before President Damage could take leave from his Capitol Hill duties and return to the Penicuik Poker big time for good.

A win for the lizard-in-a-suit challenger, Titt Robme would have allowed President Damage to leave the storm battered nation and return home after being forced to move there following his shock election victory over Sarah Palin four years ago.

A Washington insider said "the President's general hatred of everything kept him ahead in the hate polls. He showed levels of hatred and intolerance the Republicans could only dream of. Add to that the bucketloads of sarcasm he dishes out, the God botherers didn't stand a chance".

One former teacher remarked "he was a right obstreporous wee bugger at school and wouldn't let anyone stand in his way, I always knew he'd never let anyone block his path to the world's top job, Mrs McGregor tried it once and he laid her out cold, after that we just gave him A's and smiled".