Table after 1 game.
1. The Raiser
2. Wee Rambo
3. Bottleneck
4. The Doctor
5. Petawatt
6. The Professor
7= GingaStinga
7= Killawatt
Unfortunately GingaStinga got pocket 2's first hand & had to escalate things. Killa with a 3-7 off suit joined in muttering 'pot odds' or something while The Raiser raised all raises all the way with his AA, which held up and then there were two less eejits at the table.
The Doctor was aghast at missing out on last or second last & immediately entered an intellectual tete-a-tete with The Professor. The Prof turned over trips. The Doctor harrumphed as he turned over his A-high. As he stood up grumbling in his native tongue, it was pointed out to him that he had a Straight Royal Flush. 'Wey-aye' said The Doc and sat back down.
Petawatt smelled some easy chips with The Doctor still at the table and reached a showdown. Petawatt turned over a full house. The Doctor again turned over A-high, stood up grumbling in his native tongue, but once again was informed he had a Straight Royal Flush. 'Well booger me' said the 2010 Champ and sat back down again.
Next hand The Doctor gets pocket 9's. The flop is A-K-Q and the Doctor, first to act, raises big time. Bottleneck takes him all the way and dumps him out on his ass. 'But ah hud good 'ole cards' grumbled The Doctor, still seemingly failing to grasp any nuance of Hold'em whatsoever (if you think this is tough on Dr Mean, try having a dream with him in it, I woke up petrified).
Wee Rambo so far hasn't had a pair or an Ace, so naturally hasn't played a hand. Meanwhile Bottleneck's eye's begin to glaze over as he knows his best hope ever is 2nd place and sure enough he goes out next bluffing against Wee Rambo who hits his first A.
Then it was heads up and Wee Rambo would have been as well playing with transparent cards as I could see his every thought woohahahahahaha.
Sorry, my nurse has just got back, have to go, see you at the Rare Books Arena!!!!!
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